DANGEROUS GUY
Joe wants to get MLB tickets for at least one Sox game this year. I know that Father Rich has a connection so I gave him a call. He said that he heard some disturbing news about something happening in my town and advised me not to go to Joe’s Cottage for anything. I had a feeling that this had something to do with what happened to Bill and Paul and asked him. Sure enough, Father Rich told me that two guys are apparently hanging around at the bar and getting people to go to their house in the next town to play Texas Holdem and then robbing them and making them walk home. No one has been able to identify the guys or the house because everyone has been too drunk. In fact, the incident hasn’t even been reported to the police. I started to get an idea. Since the entire town thought that I was a drunk, maybe it would be a good idea if Joe and I went up to Joe’s Cottage and pretended to be drunk so we could nab the guys. I figured this would also be a good article for the local paper that I work on, The Bugle. My friend, Donna, thinks this is a bad idea because the guys could be dangerous. She suggested that I take her tazer with me if I go. Joe and I are going up to Joe’s Cottage tonight to see if we can catch the Texas Holdem bandits.