MANLIEST MAN
Chicago hair removal men are the manliest men there are. When you think of a man’s man, you think of a titan with a hairy barrel of a chest and tree trunk legs and a full beard. He drinks beers like you swat mosquitoes and sits back on his sofa like its his throne and he’s the king of all the world. He watches every football game, NFL, college, Canadian, and even the world league. And I mean real football, not that soccer Europeans like to pretend is the manliest game there is. Women fall toward him like raindrops, all dying to do his laundry and cook his steak dinner. Now imagine how much more of man he is if he’s willing to go get laser surgery to remove a hairy blemish from his face, arm, back, or leg? That would hurt or even outright destroy many a man’s man’s reputation. But not the Chicago hair removal man! He proudly admits he got that blemish or hair or whatever else removed because he wanted soft, smooth skin and he wanted it now! Hear that timber in his roar? The musk that seeps off his very being? Do you think hair removal stops him from anything? I think not.